I går kveld koste jeg meg med Steel Magnolia, en fantastisk film. Den mest ufordragelige og også morsomste rollen i filmen, tilhører Ouiser. En sursøt middelaldrende enslig rik dame, med replikker som går rett hjem... iallfall hos meg. Navnet er jo i seg selv morsomt siden det lydmessig ligner på ordet: to wheeze - å hvese... eller fortelle en gammel vits... Her er et lite knippe:
Venninne til en av de andre venninnene:
"And I can report that a strange car is parked in her garage at least once a week.
Ouiser: "There!
It's out. I'm having an affair with a Mercedes-Benz."
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Venninne i kirken: "Ouiser's never done a religious thing in her life!"
Ouiser: "Now, that is not true. When I was in school, a bunch of my friends and I would dress up as nuns and go bar-jumping."
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"I manage in a few decades to marry the two most worthless man in the universe, and then proceed to have the three most ungrateful children ever conceived. The only reason that people are nice to me is that I have more money than God."
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"I'm not crazy M'Lynn. I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years."
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